I Ain’t Worried – OneRepublic / Billboard Rank: 37 / Rating: 4.7 How many Doja Cats do we need on this chart.Ħ7. Vegas – Doja Cat / Billboard Rank: 47 / Rating 4.6 This guy is reproducing songs like a rabbit.Ħ8. Efecto – Bad Bunny / Billboard Rank: 69 / Rating: 4.5 Hrs & Hrs – Muni Long / Billboard Rank: 57 / Rating: 4.5Ħ9. abcdefu – GAYLE / Billboard Rank: 17 / Rating: 4.5ħ0. I’m “with it.” I can learn to love a lot of things. Me Porto Bonito – Bad Bunny / Billboard Rank: 20 / Rating 4.5 Honestly the most interesting thing about this song is that both lead artists have G as a last initial.ħ2. MAMIII – Becky G, KAROL G / Billboard Rank: 59 / Rating: 4.4 She Likes It – Russell Dickerson, Jake Scott / Billboard Rank: 91 / Rating: 4.4ħ3. It sounds EXACTLY LIKE THE OTHER SONGS FROM BAD BUNNY.ħ4. Party – Bad Bunny, Rauw Alejandro / Billboard Rank: 22 / Rating : 4.4 What Happened to Virgil – Lil Durk, Gunna / Billboard Rank: 83 / Rating: 4.3ħ5. Not even lap steel guitar (my beloved) can save this song.ħ6. Take My Name – Parmalee / Billboard Rank: 82 / Rating: 4.2 love nwantiti (ah ah ah) – CKay / Billboard Rank: 55 / Rating: 4.2Īutotuned vocals. Sorry, Spanish speaking world but I do not like Bad Bunny very much, and this song sort of lays out why.ħ8. Titi Me Pregunto – Bad Bunny / Billboard Rank: 22 / Rating : 4.1 Tied for the most of any artist with Bad Bunny. Woman – Doja Cat / Billboard Rank: 21 / Rating 4 Okay, the video for this song is pretty good.Ĩ0. PROVENZA – KAROL G / Billboard Rank: 63 / Rating 3.9 In a Minute – Lil Baby / Billboard Rank: 43 / Rating 3.9 He’s really scraping the bottom of the “try to be seductive” barrel.Ĩ2. Shivers – Ed Sheeran / Billboard Rank: 5 / Rating: 3.9Īs bad as it gets in the lyrics department. Knife Talk – Drake, 21 Savage, Project Pat / Billboard Rank: 60 / Rating : 3.8Ĩ3. There’s not a single original thought in this song.Ĩ4. Buy Dirt – Jordan Davis, Luke Bryan / Billboard Rank: 49 / Rating: 3.7
I must admit I’m curious what puffin on zootiez would constitute.Ĩ5. PUFFIN ON ZOOTIEZ / Billboard Rank: 84 / Rating: 3.5 It’s Morgan Wallen, not insert a good country artist here.Ĩ6.
Wasted on You – Morgan Wallen / Billboard Rank: 19 / Rating: 3.4 Super Freaky Girl – Nicki Minaj / Billboard Rank: 56 / Rating : 2.9Ĩ7. Need I say more? Do you need more proof of its transgressions against music? Fine.Ĩ8. Enemy – Imagine Dragons (with JID) / Billboard Rank: 14 / Rating: 2.8Ī track by the band Imagine Dragons featuring a guest rap from JID made for a show about a popular battle arena video game. Buckle up because we got four more from Wallen to go.Ĩ9. Is this really any better than Florida Georgia Line? I don’t think it really is. You Proof – Morgan Wallen / Billboard Rank: 27 / Rating: 2.6 I’m pusher P” is definitely one of the worst hooks ever.ĩ0. pushin P – Gunna, Future, Young Thug / Billboard Rank: 48 / Rating: 2.5 It’s gonna make the Billboard Hot 100.ĩ1. Drake & Tems / Billboard Rank: 11 / Rating: 2.4 But did you have to further destroy your legacy by using an unholy mix of Sacrifice, Rocket Man and Kiss the Bride to get back on the charts?ĩ2. Kudos to Elton John for staying relevant. Cold Heart – PNAU Remix – Elton John, Dua Lipa, PNAU / Billboard Rank: 10 / Rating: 2.3 Super Gremlin – Kodak Black / Billboard Rank: 9 / Rating: 2ĭamn, these rappers today have no flow. It’s re-appearance here makes it even worse.ĩ4. It was bad enough when we had to listen to this last year. Bad Habits – Ed Sheeran / Billboard Rank: 13 / Rating: 1.7 Morgan Wallen sounds like Wes Scantlin trying to cover About a Girl.ĩ5. Broadway Girls – Lil Durk, Morgan Wallen / Billboard Rank: 6 / Rating: 1.4 Satan is slipping if this is the type of music he’s inspiring.ĩ6. Unholy – Sam Smith, Kim Petras / Billboard Rank: 98 / Rating: 1.4 First Class – Jack Harlow / Billboard Rank: 6 / Rating: 1.3ĩ7. I’m not convinced that Walker Hayes isn’t an elaborate AI tasked with creating country songs for simple farmers… The people of the land. AA – Walker Hayes / Billboard Rank: 61 / Rating: 1 Fancy Like – Walker Hayes / Billboard Rank: 35 / Rating: zero point zeroĩ9. If you’re really feeling masochistic, here’s the entire playlist, in Billboard order.ġ00. The bad news is, at least 80% of this is garbage. The best part, less of the emo rap that has been haunting our youth for too long now. Even Taylor and Harry came through with some bangers. Praise be to our queen Kate Bush and Encanto for putting out some decent songs. And I’m serious about it.Īgainst all odds, the Billboard Hot 100 end of the year chart for 2022 is actually… not that bad at the top. Get all of our posts sent directly to your inbox.īecause that’s the job.
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